Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
How to recruit a right person
Put about 100 bricks in no particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the Accounts Department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in Auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping.
Put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in Human Resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.
Put them in Sales.
If they have already left for the day.
Put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on Strategic Planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are standing around talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
Congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the Accounts Department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in Auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping.
Put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in Human Resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.
Put them in Sales.
If they have already left for the day.
Put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on Strategic Planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are standing around talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
Congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
Mengapa hanya gadis MELAYU dirasuk ???!!!
Kes ini berlaku betul diruang pelajar perempuan membasuh kain.Berlaku
diasrama puteri. Kebanyakan yang terkena rasukan adlah gadis melayu dan
tidak pernah ada kes berlaku pada pelajar kaum cina danindia . Di mana
salah nya........Kita ikuti percakapan antara bomoh melayu dan syaitan.
kes histeria disekolah kat BSB......
Misteri di Asrama Puteri terjawap!
Suatu hari, ada seorang ketua bomoh yang begitu berani hendak
berjumpa dengan sekumpulan jin yang berlegar2 di asrama hinggakan mereka
merasuk sebilangan pelajar di sekolah itu.
Ketika sampai di sebuah bilik, ketua bomoh pun membaca sejenis mantera.
Selepas membaca mantera, ketua bomoh pun memanggil ketua jin itu. Lalu
ketua jin itu pun datang.
Dengan menunjukkan wajah rupanya yang begitu hodoh dan jijik.
Hinggakan ketua bomoh yang begitu berpengalaman itu pun hampir2 pengsan
dibuatnya! Hinggakan mayat reput pun lebih baik dari wajah si ketua jin
itu!!!
Tapi si ketua bomoh tetap kuatkan semangatnya yang jitu. Lalu si
ketua bomoh pun bertanya dengan kuat dan nyaring, menampakkan semangatnya
yang tidak kendur walaupun terlihat sesuatu yang begitu menakutkan itu.
"Mengapa kau rasuk pelajar sekolah di sini hah? Jawap!!!"
Kenapa gadis melayu jadi sasaran kau wahai syaitan yang direjam"
Dengan menarik nafas panjang, si ketua jin pun menjawab...
Scroll ke bawah ....
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""Siapa Bilang Gadis Melayu Tak Menawan
Tak Menarik Hati, Tiada Memikat"
"Kalaulah Memang, Tak Mungkin Aku Tertarik
Kalaulah Sungguh, Tak Mungkin Aku MERASUK...""
""Aduhai... kekekeekeeee. .""
diasrama puteri. Kebanyakan yang terkena rasukan adlah gadis melayu dan
tidak pernah ada kes berlaku pada pelajar kaum cina danindia . Di mana
salah nya........Kita ikuti percakapan antara bomoh melayu dan syaitan.
kes histeria disekolah kat BSB......
Misteri di Asrama Puteri terjawap!
Suatu hari, ada seorang ketua bomoh yang begitu berani hendak
berjumpa dengan sekumpulan jin yang berlegar2 di asrama hinggakan mereka
merasuk sebilangan pelajar di sekolah itu.
Ketika sampai di sebuah bilik, ketua bomoh pun membaca sejenis mantera.
Selepas membaca mantera, ketua bomoh pun memanggil ketua jin itu. Lalu
ketua jin itu pun datang.
Dengan menunjukkan wajah rupanya yang begitu hodoh dan jijik.
Hinggakan ketua bomoh yang begitu berpengalaman itu pun hampir2 pengsan
dibuatnya! Hinggakan mayat reput pun lebih baik dari wajah si ketua jin
itu!!!
Tapi si ketua bomoh tetap kuatkan semangatnya yang jitu. Lalu si
ketua bomoh pun bertanya dengan kuat dan nyaring, menampakkan semangatnya
yang tidak kendur walaupun terlihat sesuatu yang begitu menakutkan itu.
"Mengapa kau rasuk pelajar sekolah di sini hah? Jawap!!!"
Kenapa gadis melayu jadi sasaran kau wahai syaitan yang direjam"
Dengan menarik nafas panjang, si ketua jin pun menjawab...
Scroll ke bawah ....
...
...
..
..
..
""Siapa Bilang Gadis Melayu Tak Menawan
Tak Menarik Hati, Tiada Memikat"
"Kalaulah Memang, Tak Mungkin Aku Tertarik
Kalaulah Sungguh, Tak Mungkin Aku MERASUK...""
""Aduhai... kekekeekeeee. .""
Saturday, December 13, 2008
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