Haziq's Birthday Party

Santa Kelos

High Force.....North East...!!!

One of the naturals beauty in the UK....AllahuAkbar..!

Barnard Castle

Wa built back in 1167.....where/what/who/ were we (Melayu) back then...?!!!
I wonder...

Historic Durham

If you like historic view and scenary, go to Durham.
Gorgeous....!

York.....my favourite city in the UK

This must've been the 4th/5th time I've been to York.
Twice for meeting staying at one of the posh hotel by the river and 2/3 times with my loved ones.
By far the my fav city in the UK, 2nd Bath...!

Kelantanese Vocabulary

Kali Arung - Sekaligus

Ija Dehhe - Hijau yang amat (ala2 hijau flouresent)

Air Geh - Air Berkabonat

Jauh Sapok - Teramatlah Jauhnya

Panah Terik - Panas Yang Teramat Sangat

Comel Lote - Comel Yang Amat

Sejuk Ketta - Sejuk Yg Sangat?

Ite Lettung - Tersangatlah Hitamnya

Punoh Jahne - Rosak

Gura Bewok - Gurauan Yang Menyebabkn Pergaduhan

Taik Aye Muna - Tahi Ayam Yang Masih Hangat

Kona Lepe - Corner Lipat

Kelecak - Terpelanting

Nakuk Paik - Penakut Yang Amat Tinggi

Lonjong - Tinggi Sangat

Tinggi Nya - Yuk Sama Macam Di Atas

Masing Pekkok - Teramat Masin

Nipih Nayyang - Sangat Nipis

Maknga - Cuai

Babei - Degil (Tak Tau Nak Eja Camne)

Jabir / Supek - Plastic Bag

Koghok - Tengkorak

Kehek - Muntahkan Semula

Puahsang - Boring

Meppeh - Tak Larat

Kepeh Blepeng - Sangat Kempis

And another broken string .....

And another broken string .....given up taking pics.

Yet one more...

Another broken racket...!!!

And another broken string...!!!!

XPDC / Mael - Titian Perjalanan

MEDITASI - Biar pedih kasih memanjang

my fav 90s rock song

Bidadari - Meditasi

another cooler

Alleycats - Andainya Aku Pergi Dulu

Cool man

Interview

An office manager was given the task of hiring an
Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a
stack of resumes he found four people who were equally
qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only
one question. Their answer would determine which of them
would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around
the conference room table the interviewer asked:

"What is the fastest thing you know of?"

Acknowledging the first man (Kiwi), on his right, the
man replied,"A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head.
There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A
thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.

"And now you sir?" he asked the second man (Aussie).
"Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you
don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest
thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye ...
that's a very popular cliche? for speed."

He then turned to the third man (South African) who was
contemplating his reply."Well, out at my dad's FARM, you
step out of the house and on the wall there's a light
switch. When you flip that switch & way out across the
pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an ant.
TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think
of. "The interviewer was very impressed with the third
answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat
the speed of light" He said.

Turning to the fourth and final man (Samoan), the
interviewer posed the same question.
It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is
DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man.
"You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran
for the bathroom.
But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT , I
had already shat my pants!"

HE GOT THE JOB................

Girls are EVIL

Young Boy

One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long.
The other boy went over to the bush and looked.
The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam. All of a sudden the second boy took off running.The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally he caught up to him and asked why he ran away.
The boy said to his friend,' My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard so I ran.'

3 Nuns

Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?"

The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said tot he first nun, "What unholy thing did you do?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent.

The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning. Go drink holy water."

The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The third nun said proudly, "I pissed in the holy water!"

Doctor

a doctor was introducing autopsy to a fresh batch of medcine students in an operating theater with a real dead body. they formed a circle around the dead body.
the doctor said to the students "the first thing you need to study medicine is to conquer your fear". he then suddenly inserted his finger up the dead body's arse, pulled it out and licked his finger. much to the disbelief of the students. then he pointed at one student and ordered him with authority to do the same. the student reluctantly but quickly followed suit.
the doctor then said to the students "the second thing you need is to be very observant. notice that i inserted my index finger but licked middle finger". the student fainted.

Bar

In a Bar, as a man was having a drink, a guy, apparently already with his load, approached him and said, "Would you bet a pint of beer that I can bite my own left eye?"
Thinking that this guy was really drunk, the first man agreed.
Then the supposed drunk guy took off his false left eye and bit it. The first man thought: "How could I let this guy to fool me?"
But a bet is a bet, so he bought the drunk guy a pint of beer and continued his drinking.
A few moments later, the same drunk guy approached the first man and said, "Would you bet a pint of beer that I can bite my own right eye?"
He thought to himself: Hey, this guy can't have both false eyes, right? So he accepted the bet. Then the drunk guy took out his false teeth and bit his right eye with them.

Chick

Badminton Active B @ Lancaster University

Bailrigg Badminton Schedule

BAILRIGG BADMINTON CLUB FIXTURES 2007-2008
Team Day Date Time Home or Away Opposition Venue

Bailrigg A
Wednesday 26th September 2007 7.30 Away vs Kirby Lonsdale B Queen Elizabeth School, Kirby Lonsdale
Bailrigg B
Wednesday 26th September 2007 7.30 Home vs Ingleton C Lancaster University Sports Centre

Bailrigg A
Wednesday 3rd October 2007 7.00 Away vs Ingleton B Ingleton Community Centre
Bailrigg B
Wednesday 3rd October 2007 7.30 Home vs Torrisholme B Lancaster University Sports Centre

Bailrigg A
Wednesday 10th October 2007 7.30 Home vs Hest Bank B Lancaster University Sports Centre
Bailrigg B
Tuesday 9th October 2007 7.00 Away Ascension B Church of Ascension, Torrisholme

Bailrigg A
Tuesday 16th October 2007 7.00 Away vs Hest Bank C Lancaster & Morecambe College
Bailrigg B Wednesday 17th October 2007 7.00 Home vs Ashton Lancaster University Sports Centre

Bailrigg A
Wednesday 24th October 2007 7.30 Home vs Torrisholme A Lancaster University Sports Centre
Bailrigg B
Tuesday 23rd October 2007 8.00 Away vs Garstang C Garstang Leisure Centre

Bailrigg A
Wednesday 31st October 2007 7.30 Home vs Sunnyside C Lancaster University Sports Centre
Bailrigg B
Monday 29th October 2007 7.30 Away vs Moor Hospital A Morecambe High School

Bailrigg A
Wednesday 7th November 2007 7.30 Away vs Kirby Lonsdale C Queen Elizabeth School, Kirby Lonsdale
Bailrigg B
Wednesday 7th November 2007 7.30 Home vs Bolton le Sands B Lancaster University Sports Centre

Bailrigg A
Tuesday 13th November 2007 8.30 Away vs Overton B Salt Ayre Sports Centre
Bailrigg B
Wednesday 14th November 2007 7.30 Home vs Storeys A Lancaster University Sports Centre

Bailrigg A
Wednesday 21st November 2007 7.30 Home vs Bolton le Sands A Lancaster University Sports Centre
Bailrigg B
Thursday 22nd November 2007 7.15 Away vs Ripley A Ripley

Bailrigg A
Wednesday 28th November 2007 7.30 Home vs Kirby Lonsdale B Lancaster University Sports Centre
Bailrigg B
Monday 26th November 2007 7.00 Away vs Ingleton C Ingleton Community Centre

Bailrigg A
Wednesday 5th December 2007 7.30 Home vs Ingleton B Lancaster University Sports Centre
Bailrigg B
Monday 3rd December 2007 7.00 Away vs Torrisholme B Lancaster & Morecambe College

Bailrigg A
Monday 10th December 2007 7.00 Away vs Ingleton A Ingleton Community Centre First round of cup
Bailrigg B
Wednesday 12th December 2007 7.00 Away vs Ingleton D Ingleton Community Centre First round of cup

Samy Vellu

Dato Samy Vellu announced.."saya syukur angkasawan kita setelah meninggal dunia 10 hari,kini selamat dikebumikan."
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Samy Vellu ditemuramah tentang program angkasawan negara.

Samy : "...Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat. Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respict sama kita...."

Penemuramah : Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi sana?

Samy : Cit! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk... ...

Lucky Frog

Lucky frog

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,"Ribbit. 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog

and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
He says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"



The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides

to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?"
the man asks. "Ribbit. 3 Wood." The guy takes out a 3 Wood and Boom!
Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK, where to next?" The frog replied, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog

says,"Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks," What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit.
$3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't

know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."



The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.



"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."

Crazy badminton

awesome...!!!

Raya lagi...

5 barang...??!!!

5 things in my bag:
*kertas
*pens
*CDs/DVDs
*kunci
*selipar jepun

5 things in my wallet:
*bank cards
*business cards
*pitih
*memory card/sim card
*receipts ASDA/petrol/bank statement

5 favorite things in my favorite room
*radio
*air freshner
*comb
*"blue loo"
*listerine (*****yes it is jamban)

5 things I would like to do
*increase iman
*increase motivation
*more kurus
*buy more properties
*tukar gigi palsu

5 things I'm currently doing
*writing...
*working...
*playing...
*exercising...
*enjoying life...!

Hantu ???!!!

TS

ZJ 591216-03-5438
WH 760311-03-5465
WZ 770810-03-6525
WS 790927-03-5647
SH 820627-03-5658
WMD 841209-03-5447
WMP 860324-29-5993
WMA 881008-03-5711
SN 900802-03-5066
WMZ 930928-03-5579

Dida Celtic FC - AC Milan

What a freak ...!

My crazy collection of footwear !!!

I must have like half a dozen shoes that still in boxes and not yet been worn !
I must wear them...!!!

Brand New in a box
1xNike
1xAdidas
1xReebok
1xHitech
1xPetroleum
1xKickers

Worn once or more
1xHush Puppies
1xNike
2xAdidas
1xKickers
2xPetroleum
1xWeidenburne??!!

Sandals
1xReebok
1xNike
1xGeorge
2xFlipflops AKA Selipar Jepuns !!!

OMG....I do have lot of shoes...!!!
I am a crazy man..!!!

This is what my friend says about Torries..!

Reasons to dislike the tories

The self serving interests of the upper classes that focus on London and the south east to the cost of the rest of the country.

Happily sacrificing employment in the north and Scotland to keep interest rates down.

They are bigoted, blinkered, nimby (not in my backyard) snobs and money whores who care only about their own kind – i.e. the south east middle classes, white or appeal to the northern working class racist who reads the Sun and the mail. And mad old ladies too who hate gays, the poor, the Irish, foreigners and blacks.

They represent everything that is wrong with the England of yesteryear – they think unemployment is a result of people being lazy. Their leader is a cheese faced, Eton & Oxbridge educated ponce who hides Victorian tendencies and values (of which they are proud) behind a thin veil of Blairite spin and publicity.

They have destroyed Britain’s greatest 20th Century achievement – the NHS and have reopened the north/south & class divide that seemed to have been closed in the 60s.

The destruction of national industries (including the emasculation of the unions) to allow private investment and foreign companies – this made a lot of money for very few people. They considered it to be worth it as the profit garnered outweighed the benefits paid to the unemployed, on paper that is. However, entire areas (e.g. Sunderland, Sheffield) lost the industry around which their entire towns had been built. But alas, as Thatcher said herself – “There is no such thing as society” (1987 conference I believe).

As long as they are fine in their Home county paradise, playing golf, with their private health care the rest of the country can go swivel.

Yes Labour went to Iraq (with much protest from the true left wing), but they went as part of a political deal with America. The tories would have gone as they think ‘that dirty Johnny foreigner needs taught a lesson, what-o’

I hate them with a passion.

Viva la revoluzione lancastriana

scolari punch | portugal vs serbia

girly punch

Khutbah Rasulullah s.a.w. Menjelang Ramadhan

Selain memerintah shaum, dalam menyambut menjelang bulan Ramadhan,
Rasulullah s.a.w. selalu memberikan beberapa nasihat dan pesanan.
Inilah
pesan Nabi s.a.w. tatkala memasuki Ramadhan.

Wahai manusia! Sungguh telah datang pada kalian bulan Allah dengan
membawa berkah rahmat dan maghfirah. Bulan yang paling mulia disisi
Allah. Hari-harinya adalah hari-hari yang paling utama. Malam-malamnya
adalah malam-malam yang paling utama. Jam demi jamnya adalah jam-jam
yang paling utama. Inilah bulan ketika kamu diundang menjadi tamu Allah
dan dimuliakan oleh-NYA.

Di bulan ini nafas-nafasmu menjadi tasbih, tidurmu ibadah, amal-amalmu
diterima dan doa-doamu diijabah. Bermohonlah kepada Allah Rabbmu dengan
niat yang tulus dan hati yang suci agar Allah membimbingmu untuk
melakukan shiyam dan membaca Kitab-Nya. Celakalah orang yang tidak
mendapat ampunan Allah di bulan yang agung ini. Kenanglah dengan rasa
lapar dan hausmu di hari kiamat. Bersedekahlah kepada kaum fuqara dan
masakin.

Muliakanlah orang tuamu, sayangilah yang muda, sambungkanlah tali
persaudaraanmu, jaga lidahmu, tahan pandanganmu dari apa yang tidak
halal kamu memandangnya dan pendengaranmu dari apa yang tidak halal
kamu
mendengarnya.

Kasihilah anak-anak yatim, niscaya dikasihi manusia anak-anak yatimmu.
Bertaubatlah kepada Allah dari dosa-dosamu. Angkatlah tangan-tanganmu
untuk berdoa pada waktu shalatmu karena itulah saat-saat yang paling
utama ketika Allah Azza wa Jalla memandang hamba-hamba-Nya dengan penuh
kasih; Dia menjawab mereka ketika mereka menyeru-Nya, menyambut mereka
ketika mereka memanggil-Nya dan mengabulkan doa mereka ketika mereka
berdoa kepada-Nya. Wahai manusia! Sesungguhnya diri-dirimu tergadai
karena amal-amalmu, maka bebaskanlah dengan istighfar.

Punggung-punggungmu berat karena beban (dosa) mu, maka ringankanlah
dengan memperpanjang sujudmu. Ketahuilah! Allah ta'ala bersumpah dengan
segala kebesaran-Nya bahwa Dia tidak akan mengazab orang-orang yang
shalat dan sujud, dan tidak akan mengancam mereka dengan neraka pada
hari manusia berdiri di hadapan Rabb al-alamin.

Wahai manusia! Barang siapa di antaramu memberi buka kepada orang-orang
mukmin yang berpuasa di bulan ini, maka di sisi Allah nilainya sama
dengan membebaskan seorang budak dan dia diberi ampunan atas dosa-dosa
yang lalu. (Sahabat-sahabat lain bertanya: "Ya Rasulullah! Tidaklah
kami
semua mampu berbuat demikian."Rasulullah meneruskan: "Jagalah dirimu
dari api neraka walaupun hanya dengan sebiji kurma.\"

Jagalah dirimu dari api neraka walaupun hanya dengan seteguk air.
"Wahai
manusia! Siapa yang membaguskan akhlaknya di bulan ini ia akan berhasil
melewati sirathol mustaqim pada hari ketika kaki-kaki tergelincir.
Siapa
yang meringankan pekerjaan orang-orang yang dimiliki tangan kanannya
(pegawai atau pembantu) di bulan ini, Allah akan meringankan
pemeriksaan- Nya di hari kiamat.

Barangsiapa menahan kejelekannya di bulan ini, Allah akan menahan
murka-Nya pada hari ia berjumpa dengan-Nya. Barang siapa memuliakan
anak
yatim di bulan ini, Allah akan memuliakannya pada hari ia berjumpa
dengan-Nya. Barang siapa menyambungkan tali persaudaraan (silaturahmi)
di bulan ini, Allah akan menghubungkan dia dengan rahmat-Nya pada hari
ia berjumpa dengan-Nya. Barang siapa memutuskan kekeluargaan di bulan
ini, Allah akan memutuskan rahmat-Nya pada hari ia berjumpa dengan-Nya.


Barangsiapa melakukan shalat sunat di bulan ini, Allah akan menuliskan
baginya kebebasan dari api neraka. Barangsiapa melakukan shalat fardu
baginya ganjaran seperti melakukan 70 shalat fardu di bulan lain.
Barangsiapa memperbanyak shalawat kepadaku di bulan ini, Allah akan
memberatkan timbangannya pada hari ketika timbangan meringan.

Barangsiapa di bulan ini membaca satu ayat Al-Quran, ganjarannya sama
seperti mengkhatam Al-Quran pada bulan-bulan yang lain. Wahai manusia!
Sesungguhnya pintu-pintu syurga dibukakan bagimu, maka mintalah kepada
Tuhanmu agar tidak pernah menutupkannya bagimu. Pintu-pintu neraka
tertutup, maka mohonlah kepada Rabbmu untuk tidak akan pernah dibukakan
bagimu.

Syaitan-syaitan terbelenggu, maka mintalah agar ia tak lagi pernah
menguasaimu. Amirul mukminin k.w. berkata: "Aku berdiri dan berkata:
"Ya
Rasulullah! Apa amal yang paling utama di bulan ini?" Jawab Nabi: "Ya
Abal Hasan! Amal yang paling utama di bulan ini adalah menjaga diri
dari
apa yang diharamkan Allah".

Wahai manusia! sesungguhnya kamu akan dinaungi oleh bulan yang
senantiasa besar lagi penuh keberkahan, yaitu bulan yang di dalamnya
ada
suatu malam yang lebih baik dari seribu bulan; bulan yang Allah telah
menjadikan puasanya suatu fardhu, dan qiyam di malam harinya suatu
tathawwu'.""Barangsiapa mendekatkan diri kepada Allah dengan suatu
pekerjaan kebajikan di dalamnya, samalah dia dengan orang yang
menunaikan suatu fardhu di dalam bulan yang lain.""Ramadhan itu adalah
bulan sabar, sedangkan sabar itu adalah pahalanya syurga. Ramadhan itu
adalah bulan memberi pertolongan (syahrul muwasah) dan bulan Allah
memberikan rezki kepada mukmin di dalamnya.""Barangsiapa memberikan
makanan berbuka seseorang yang berpuasa, adalah yang demikian itu
merupakan pengampunan bagi dosanya dan kemerdekaan dirinya dari
neraka.\"

Orang yang memberikan makanan itu memperoleh pahala seperti orang yang
berpuasa tanpa sedikitpun berkurang. "Para sahabat berkata, "Ya
Rasulullah, tidaklah semua kami memiliki makanan berbuka puasa untuk
orang lain yang berpuasa. Maka bersabdalah Rasulullah s.a.w., "Allah
memberikan pahala kepada orang yang memberi sebutir kurma, atau seteguk
air, atau sehirup susu.""Dialah bulan yang permulaannya rahmat,
pertengahannya ampunan dan akhirnya pembebasan dari neraka. Barangsiapa
meringankan beban dari budak sahaya niscaya Allah mengampuni dosanya
dan
memerdekakannya dari neraka.""Oleh karena itu banyakkanlah yang empat
perkara di bulan Ramadhan; dua perkara untuk mendatangkan keredhaan
Tuhanmu, dan dua perkara lagi kamu sangat menghajatinya.""Dua perkara
yang pertama ialah mengakui dengan sesungguhnya bahwa tidak ada Tuhan
selain Allah dan mohon ampun kepada-Nya.

Dua perkara yang kamu sangat memerlukannya ialah mohon syurga dan
perlindungan dari neraka.""Barangsiapa memberi minum kepada orang yang
berbuka puasa, niscaya Allah memberi minum kepadanya dari air kolam-Ku
dengan suatu minuman yang dia tidak merasakan haus lagi sesudahnya,
sehingga dia masuk ke dalam syurga." (HR. Ibnu Huzaimah).

Gotta Love Old Men

Overheard at Chadstone the other day by a customer eating at the food
Court and he noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to
him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the
old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he
sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything
wild in your life?'

The old man did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

LA OBE - Kristal

bahaso natang gapo nih ?
tapi pernah dengar lagunih

Cintaku Sampai Ke Etopia

Madu Dan Racun

hebat...!
gile lama lagu nih...classic

Yang Penting Heppi

Hebat....

Apa2 la kan..yang pneting kita happy...!!!

jose and his amazing technicolour overcoat

A must see video for all football fan out there.

This is ace...!

Broken Racket ....again..!!!

Somebody KILLED a rabbit this morning...!!!!

Oh yes.......this morning more or less the same spot of the unfortunate incident where a DUCK got killed few weeks ago.....someone KILLED a rabbit...!!!

Damn..........!!!

This is what we call a true animal cruelty...!!!

ps-whatever you do just be carefull (I mean SLOW down...!!!) when passing by the duck pond area.

Bloody BADMINTON ...!!!

As in "blood"y badminton....

Another broken racket and cut on a head !!!!

Accident while playing badminton tonight clashed with Maulana's racket and hit his head. He suffered an inch cut on the head.......!!

4th broken racket within one year, and 4 broken string...!!!

Nooooooooooooooooo...........!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm........!

Let's get going....!!!

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss.....!!!!!!!!

And yet another footbal season...!

As far as the title is concerned, I go for Chelsea - although not with a huge amount of conviction and not in a way that would tempt me to risk the mortgage on it.

I just feel they will be there, regardless of anything that happens. Malouda will be a great asset to Chelsea and no doubt will deliver what people expect from him. Watched the last world cup and truly impressed with him and of course Zizou...!!

They pushed United all the way last season, despite the fact that injuries hit them and United had an unbelievable campaign.

United look very strong after their summer transfer business but it is very hard to replicate the sort of brilliant season they had last time out.

So Chelsea for me - but you could almost decide it on the toss of a coin.

I killed the DUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!

Somehow today I managed to "kill" the DUCK near Duck Pond at Univ.
Truly sorry and feeling very guilty.

I was in a hurry and then this duck tried to cross the road...........
Next minute....splatttt...!!!

Sincere apology to her friends...!

DUCK Murderer !!

YONEX Rackets Review

YONEX SPEC TABLE

Balance Model Flex Tested Balance Point (1-10) Additional Technology Common UK Weights

Head Heavy AT800O Ultra Stiff 10 Power Armour System/ X-Box Frame 81-84g
Head Heavy MP100 Extra Stiff 9 Ultimum Ti 85-89g
Head Heavy Ti-10 (New) Extra Stiff 8 Titanium Mesh 85-89g
Head Heavy AT900P Stiff/Extra Stiff 10 Ultimum Ti 81-84g
Head Heavy AT700 Stiff 10 Power Armour System/ Elastic Ti 81-84g
Head Heavy AT900T Stiff 9 Power Armour System/ Elastic Ti 81-84g
Head Heavy AT500 Stiff 8 Power Armour System 85-89g
Head Heavy AT800D Stiff 8 Power Armour System/Aero Frame 81-84g
Head Heavy MP88 Medium 8 Ultimum Ti 81-84g


Even Balance MP99 Extra Stiff 6 Ultimum Ti 85-89g
Even Balance CAB 30M Stiff 7 Classic Head Shape 85-89g
Even Balance CAB 20 Stiff 6 Classic Head Shape 85-89g
Even Balance CAB 10M Stiff 6 Classic Head Shape 85-89g
Even Balance MP66 Flexible 6 Ultimum Ti 85-89g
Even Balance MP44/45 Flexible 6 - 85-89g


Head Light NS9000X Extra Stiff 4 Elastic Ti/Solid Feel Core 85-89g
Head Light NS8000 Stiff/Extra Stiff 4 Solid Feel Core 85-89g
Head Light NS9000S Stiff 3 Elastic Ti/Solid Feel Core 85-89g
Head Light NS7700 Stiff 3 LSC System/Vibration Filter Cap 85-89g
Head Light NS7000 Stiff 2 - 85-89g
Head Light NS6000 Flexible 2 LSC System/Solid Feel Core 85-89g
Head Light NS5000 Medium 5 - 85-89g

AT900P/AT900T/AT800OFF/AT800DEF

Yonex Armortec Reviews

AT900 P (4U):
This racket has a very powerful smash but only when the shuttle hits the sweet-spot correctly, which incidentally I found to be quite small in size compared to other Yonex rackets. The shaft is noticeably stiffer than the other Armortec models and I also found it moved slower through the air than the other Armortec rackets. It was also quite difficult to control despite the power being there if used properly. Head-heavy balance but not overly so. Long handle – mainly for doubles play – personally not a fan of a long handle.

Overall Ratings: (1-10)
Power: 10
Control: 7
Maneuverability: 6
Defence: 7
Weight: Feels relatively light despite its head-heavy balance.

AT900T (4U):
This racket is very fast with a good smash. However, I found it to be the most head-heavy of all the Yonex rackets, probably due to the Elastic Ti being loaded into the top of the head. Due to this I found it to be a little cumbersome to control and move (seemingly the opposite of what Yonex markets the racket as). Defence was very good though due to the fast racket speed. Again – long handle, and for me this is a waste of a good long shaft!

Overall Ratings:
Power: 9
Control: 6
Maneuverability: 6
Defence: 9
Weight: Feels quite heavy due to its extreme head-heaviness, despite its light frame.

AT800 OF (4U):
The most noticeable thing about this racket is the shaft stiffness – phew! ULTRA stiff in my opinion. Smashing with this racket is very good but it’s not very manoeuvrable. Defence is rather difficult although driving and clearing are easy. This is probably the ultimate attacking racket, sacrificing control in the process. Again – the long handle.

Overall Ratings:
Power: 10
Control: 6
Maneuverability: 5
Defence: 5
Weight: Feels light but not too whippy due to the ultra stiff shaft.


AT800 DF (4U):
This racket is very manoeuvrable and also packs a great deal of power due to its aerodynamic frame. The shaft is relatively flexible for an Armortec and its defence was good. Again though I though the control of this racket could have been better. The long handle really annoyed me with this racket as I felt that if the shaft had been made longer, it could have been even more powerful! Good racket though all the same.

Overall Ratings:
Power: 9
Control: 7
Maneuverability: 9
Defence: 9
Weight: Feels light and actually quite even balanced, even though it is head-heavy.


AT700 4U):
In my opinion this is the best racket I have played with. For me it has the perfect balance of control, power and manoeuvrability. Its smashing power is immense and control is great too. I find it very easy to defend with, despite its head-heavy balance and how other people have said it’s difficult to move. It has a long shaft and short handle – designed more the singles player – but for an attacking doubles player this is also a great combination.

Overall Ratings:
Power: 10
Control: 9
Maneuverability: 8
Defence: 8
Weight: Feels noticeably head-heavy but relatively light overall.

Loyal Wife

>>There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
>>money,
>>and was a real misery when it came to his money.
>>
>>Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take
>>all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to
>>the afterlife with me.'
>>
>>And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he
>>died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
>>
>>Well, he died.
>>
>>He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black,
>>and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony,
>>just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
>>
>>'Wait just a minute!'
>>
>>She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the
>>casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it
>>away.
>>
>>Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in
>>there with your husband.'
>>
>>The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my
>>word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket
>>with
>>him.'
>>
>>'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?'
>>
>>'I sure did' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account
>>and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.'
>>
>>
>>Send this to a clever female you know , or a man with a sense of humour...
>>
>>
>>I just did !
>>