Broken Racket ....again..!!!

Somebody KILLED a rabbit this morning...!!!!

Oh yes.......this morning more or less the same spot of the unfortunate incident where a DUCK got killed few weeks ago.....someone KILLED a rabbit...!!!

Damn..........!!!

This is what we call a true animal cruelty...!!!

ps-whatever you do just be carefull (I mean SLOW down...!!!) when passing by the duck pond area.

Bloody BADMINTON ...!!!

As in "blood"y badminton....

Another broken racket and cut on a head !!!!

Accident while playing badminton tonight clashed with Maulana's racket and hit his head. He suffered an inch cut on the head.......!!

4th broken racket within one year, and 4 broken string...!!!

Nooooooooooooooooo...........!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm........!

Let's get going....!!!

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss.....!!!!!!!!

And yet another footbal season...!

As far as the title is concerned, I go for Chelsea - although not with a huge amount of conviction and not in a way that would tempt me to risk the mortgage on it.

I just feel they will be there, regardless of anything that happens. Malouda will be a great asset to Chelsea and no doubt will deliver what people expect from him. Watched the last world cup and truly impressed with him and of course Zizou...!!

They pushed United all the way last season, despite the fact that injuries hit them and United had an unbelievable campaign.

United look very strong after their summer transfer business but it is very hard to replicate the sort of brilliant season they had last time out.

So Chelsea for me - but you could almost decide it on the toss of a coin.

I killed the DUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!

Somehow today I managed to "kill" the DUCK near Duck Pond at Univ.
Truly sorry and feeling very guilty.

I was in a hurry and then this duck tried to cross the road...........
Next minute....splatttt...!!!

Sincere apology to her friends...!

DUCK Murderer !!

YONEX Rackets Review

YONEX SPEC TABLE

Balance Model Flex Tested Balance Point (1-10) Additional Technology Common UK Weights

Head Heavy AT800O Ultra Stiff 10 Power Armour System/ X-Box Frame 81-84g
Head Heavy MP100 Extra Stiff 9 Ultimum Ti 85-89g
Head Heavy Ti-10 (New) Extra Stiff 8 Titanium Mesh 85-89g
Head Heavy AT900P Stiff/Extra Stiff 10 Ultimum Ti 81-84g
Head Heavy AT700 Stiff 10 Power Armour System/ Elastic Ti 81-84g
Head Heavy AT900T Stiff 9 Power Armour System/ Elastic Ti 81-84g
Head Heavy AT500 Stiff 8 Power Armour System 85-89g
Head Heavy AT800D Stiff 8 Power Armour System/Aero Frame 81-84g
Head Heavy MP88 Medium 8 Ultimum Ti 81-84g


Even Balance MP99 Extra Stiff 6 Ultimum Ti 85-89g
Even Balance CAB 30M Stiff 7 Classic Head Shape 85-89g
Even Balance CAB 20 Stiff 6 Classic Head Shape 85-89g
Even Balance CAB 10M Stiff 6 Classic Head Shape 85-89g
Even Balance MP66 Flexible 6 Ultimum Ti 85-89g
Even Balance MP44/45 Flexible 6 - 85-89g


Head Light NS9000X Extra Stiff 4 Elastic Ti/Solid Feel Core 85-89g
Head Light NS8000 Stiff/Extra Stiff 4 Solid Feel Core 85-89g
Head Light NS9000S Stiff 3 Elastic Ti/Solid Feel Core 85-89g
Head Light NS7700 Stiff 3 LSC System/Vibration Filter Cap 85-89g
Head Light NS7000 Stiff 2 - 85-89g
Head Light NS6000 Flexible 2 LSC System/Solid Feel Core 85-89g
Head Light NS5000 Medium 5 - 85-89g

AT900P/AT900T/AT800OFF/AT800DEF

Yonex Armortec Reviews

AT900 P (4U):
This racket has a very powerful smash but only when the shuttle hits the sweet-spot correctly, which incidentally I found to be quite small in size compared to other Yonex rackets. The shaft is noticeably stiffer than the other Armortec models and I also found it moved slower through the air than the other Armortec rackets. It was also quite difficult to control despite the power being there if used properly. Head-heavy balance but not overly so. Long handle – mainly for doubles play – personally not a fan of a long handle.

Overall Ratings: (1-10)
Power: 10
Control: 7
Maneuverability: 6
Defence: 7
Weight: Feels relatively light despite its head-heavy balance.

AT900T (4U):
This racket is very fast with a good smash. However, I found it to be the most head-heavy of all the Yonex rackets, probably due to the Elastic Ti being loaded into the top of the head. Due to this I found it to be a little cumbersome to control and move (seemingly the opposite of what Yonex markets the racket as). Defence was very good though due to the fast racket speed. Again – long handle, and for me this is a waste of a good long shaft!

Overall Ratings:
Power: 9
Control: 6
Maneuverability: 6
Defence: 9
Weight: Feels quite heavy due to its extreme head-heaviness, despite its light frame.

AT800 OF (4U):
The most noticeable thing about this racket is the shaft stiffness – phew! ULTRA stiff in my opinion. Smashing with this racket is very good but it’s not very manoeuvrable. Defence is rather difficult although driving and clearing are easy. This is probably the ultimate attacking racket, sacrificing control in the process. Again – the long handle.

Overall Ratings:
Power: 10
Control: 6
Maneuverability: 5
Defence: 5
Weight: Feels light but not too whippy due to the ultra stiff shaft.


AT800 DF (4U):
This racket is very manoeuvrable and also packs a great deal of power due to its aerodynamic frame. The shaft is relatively flexible for an Armortec and its defence was good. Again though I though the control of this racket could have been better. The long handle really annoyed me with this racket as I felt that if the shaft had been made longer, it could have been even more powerful! Good racket though all the same.

Overall Ratings:
Power: 9
Control: 7
Maneuverability: 9
Defence: 9
Weight: Feels light and actually quite even balanced, even though it is head-heavy.


AT700 4U):
In my opinion this is the best racket I have played with. For me it has the perfect balance of control, power and manoeuvrability. Its smashing power is immense and control is great too. I find it very easy to defend with, despite its head-heavy balance and how other people have said it’s difficult to move. It has a long shaft and short handle – designed more the singles player – but for an attacking doubles player this is also a great combination.

Overall Ratings:
Power: 10
Control: 9
Maneuverability: 8
Defence: 8
Weight: Feels noticeably head-heavy but relatively light overall.

Loyal Wife

>>There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
>>money,
>>and was a real misery when it came to his money.
>>
>>Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take
>>all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to
>>the afterlife with me.'
>>
>>And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he
>>died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
>>
>>Well, he died.
>>
>>He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black,
>>and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony,
>>just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
>>
>>'Wait just a minute!'
>>
>>She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the
>>casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it
>>away.
>>
>>Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in
>>there with your husband.'
>>
>>The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my
>>word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket
>>with
>>him.'
>>
>>'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?'
>>
>>'I sure did' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account
>>and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.'
>>
>>
>>Send this to a clever female you know , or a man with a sense of humour...
>>
>>
>>I just did !
>>

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Badminton Central Guide to choosing Badminton Equipment

I have wanted to write a guide on what equipment badminton should focus on. By nature, badminton requires the player to have a few pieces of equipment to engage in the sports, items such as a racket and a shuttlecock are a must for a badminton player. However, often I see many player places the wrong focus on how they spend their money on equipment. A smart badminton player will spend money effectively to maximize their badminton playing experience.

However, before I start, I would like to point out that no badminton equipment can replace proper badminton skills. If you think you can spend US$200 on a racket and you can instantly play better, you are 105% wrong. A good set of equipment can only bring out the potential of a player with good skills. No equipment can fix your bad skills. Instead, I recommend you spend your money on some good coaching lessons. It will make much more difference in your badminton game than a shiny new racket.

I chose to list the equipment in decreasing order of important, in other words, I reckon that the badminton shoes is the most important equipment that a badminton player has, while their clothing is the least important.

Shoes

Contrary to popular belief, a good set of badminton shoes are the most important piece of equipment a badminton player can have. Badminton players move around the badminton court at an amazing pace, dashes and changes directions on every stroke of the rally, twisting and turning and lunging. All these movements are supported and made possible by the biggest unsung hero, the badminton shoes.

Badminton shoes are designed for badminton movements; a thin but well supported sole with good lateral support keep the player’s feet close to the ground, this allows for fast and ankle bending directional changes with lower chance of injury; light weight for faster feet movement; surface hugging gummy soles to grip the indoor surface without slipping.

The amount of torture we subject our lower body to can clearly be seen in people’s badminton shoes. A good pair of badminton shoes used by a decent player sometimes last only 3-6 months. At the end of its short life, you will find soles that are worn to the inner support, insoles that are worn through, strong upper leather that gave up and split due to the immense force exerted at it.

Pick your badminton shoes with care, make sure you choose the pair that fits the shape of your feet and thus the most comfortable.

And whatever you do, do not wear running shoes or any other thick soled shoes. They keep your feet too high up in the ground and all it will take is one deep lunge to have your ankle sprained. From then on, you will be in excruciating pain for days and the injury will affect your badminton game for years to come.

Good badminton shoes brands include Asics, Hi-Tec, Mizuno, and Yonex. Other smaller brands are starting to catching up as well.

String

The number two unsung hero of the badminton equipment is the badminton string. Afterall, it is the string that is in contact with the shuttle on every stroke. How the string interacts with the shuttle is crucial to the feel of each stroke. Depending on your skill level and the style of your game, you should pick a string and tension that is suitable for your game. String manufacturers usually have ratings of different string characteristics at the back of the string package. Pick the items that are most important for your game.

String tension affects the playability of the string as much as the string itself. The general rule of thumb is that the harder you can hit, the tighter your tension can be. A higher tension rewards a hard hitting while robs power from a light hitter. On the opposite end, a lower tensioned string helps light hitter with a better timed trampoline effect.

There is always the temptation to go higher in tension, but this is a case of bigger is not always better. Higher tension does not give you more power as mentioned above, beginners should always start with lower tension of around 20lbs, adjust it to 22-23lbs when you progress to intermediate and only go up to 25+lbs if you are gain more power in your technique. Using the inappropriate high tension will make the racket unresponsive, decreased power, and will easily cause injury.

Good brands for badminton strings are: Ashaway, Gosen, Mizuno, Yonex.

Recommended tensions: beginners: 19-20lbs . intermediate players: 21-24lbs. advance players: 25+ lbs.

Grip

The number three unsung hero of badminton equipment is the badminton grip. Similar to the string being the interface to the shuttle, the grip is the interface to the badminton player’s finger and hand. The game of badminton comprises of many very delicate movements and fine control from the player’s finger and wrist. A proper grip ensure that there is proper actuation and feedback to and from the racket.

Three major factors affects the characteristics of the grip: type, size and tackiness.

Badminton grips falls into two different type, towel and synthetic. The choice of which are personal preference. Towel grip are softer, provides good sweat absorption, but at the same time, is more prone to germ accumulation and needs to be changed often. Synthetic grips are less messy and less prone to accumulation of germs, however, they are not as good as towel grips when it comes to sweat absorption.

The proper grip size to use depends greatly on the player. Obviously a player with larger hands will prefer a larger grip and vice versa. It is often tempting to use a large grip, a large grip gives the false feeling that the racket is lighter and more maneuverable. However, one must again understand that badminton is comprised of subtle, agile and delicate movements in the fingers and wrist, a smaller (but not too small) grip will allow for higher agility and maneuverability of the racket.

Racket

Often times badminton players give the racket the most emphasis. If you go into badmintoncentral.com and you will find that most of the discussion centers on the racket. While the racket is certainly an important equipment, the importance of which is often overrated, and that is the reason why I put the Racket almost next to last in our recommendation list.

The badminton racket is the middleman when transferring force from the player to the shuttle, sitting right between the grip and the string. A badminton racket can be categorized by a few characteristics: shape, stiffness, weight, balance.

Virtually all badminton rackets are made of carbon fiber or graphite. Some manufacturers choose to put in extra ingredients into the racket material like titanium or recently nanocarbon. I want to emphasis that they are only addictives, the 99% of the racket is still graphite and the extra benefits of the additives are very marginal.

Badminton rackets comes in two major head shapes: Isometric/square and Oval. Oval is the traditional racket shape, it is a slightly bottom heavy oval, almost the shape of an egg. Oval rackets in general have a small but more concentrated sweet spot. Oval fans like the concentration of power around the sweetspot of the racket. The shape is the Isometric or square which became more popular after the early 1990’s. The Isometric head has a wider and more squared top half of the racket head. The advantage of the isometric is an enlarged sweetspot which give off-centered hit a better response.

The effective stiffness of a badminton racket is similar to the effective of string tension. So I will refer you back to that section. A stiffer racket has the similar effect as a higher tensioned string, while a flexible racket is similar to the lower tension string.

Rackets comes in different weights. Normally the racket alone weighs between 80-95g. Different manufacturers have different rating system, the most popular of which is Yonex’s U system, U = 95-100g, 2U = 90-94g, 3U = 85-89g, 4U = 80-84g. a racket’s weight determines how fast one can swing a racket, the lighter a racket, the faster one can swing it with the same force. In general, a lighter racket is more maneuverable than a heavy one. However, before everybody goes out and buy the lightest racket, I also want to point out that lighter isn’t always better. A light racket is less stable than a heavier racket, more force is necessary to keep its path, furthermore, a heavier racket has a larger momentum and thus more effective in transferring its speed and power to the shuttle.

The final racket characteristic is the balance of the racket. Head balanced racket is becoming more popular recently. Head balanced rackets have more mass near the head of the racket. A head balanced racket is more stable and have higher angular momentum when swung. On the contrary, a even balanced racket is more maneuverable.

As you can see, none of the different properties of the above characteristics are strictly better than other. Some players prefers slightly heavier rackets, some prefer slightly lighter, some like even balanced, some like head balanced. What I want to point out is that ultimately, it is a person’s skill level and style that determines what racket is suitable, go try them out if you can to see what fits.

Clothing

Badminton clothing is quite simple to choose. Aside from one personal fashion preference, badminton clothing is better kept light and unrestrictive. Shirts needs to be slightly loose and comfortable to allow for arm and body movements. Badminton is a game of sweat, very often we see a badminton player walks out of the court like he just came out of a shower. As it is always uncomfortable to have sweat stuck to one’s skin, sweat absorption and dissipation is thus important. There are many fancy sweat-wicking clothing out there, but from my personal experience, a good cotton t-shirt works well in most situation. If one gets really wet during a game, they are cheap enough so you can have a few spares ones to change into.

Shorts are the preference for most badminton players. Again, choose something that is light and not restrictive to movement, jumps and lunges are done often in badminton.

Again, clothing is mostly personal fashion preference, as long as the clothing allows for the extreme movements in badminton, it is usually quite ok.


I have mentioned it once and I will do it again here, while equipment is essential in badminton, the most important factor in badminton is still one’s badminton skills. Equipment will only have marginal effect on one’s game.

Source: Badminton Central

Come on...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mobile Phone Rubbish

Basic Cell Phone Acronyms You Need to Know

Wed May 2, 2007 12:25PM EDT

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Confused by the alphabet soup of cell phone acronyms? I don't blame you. Here's a cheat sheet that'll help you navigate the waters while your shopping for your next phone—or trying to get the most out of the handset you've got.
Most of the confusion arises when it comes to the various types of cell phone networks. For example, when I ask my aunts and uncles which networks their phones work on, they'll usually tell me their carrier instead of whether they're using GSM or CDMA—and frankly, before I started writing about cell phones for a living, I didn't know the difference, either. So first, let's start with a quick overview of the two main standard for cell networks:

* GSM: Short for Global System for Mobile Communications, GSM is the most widespread standard for cell phones networks in the world. If you're a jetsetter who likes keeping in touch during your far-flung travels, you should go with a GSM-enabled phone, and here in the U.S., AT&T and T-Mobile are both GSM carriers. Besides the technical differences between CDMA and GSM networks (I'll spare you the details), the main distinction of a GSM phone is that it comes with a SIM (Subscriber Identity Module) card—a little plastic chip that, as its name implies, identifies your phone on the GSM network. If you take the SIM card out of your GSM phone and put it into another GSM handset, you'll be able to place and receive calls on the second phone using your own cell phone number. GSM phones are also capable of handling six-way conference calls.
* CDMA: Short for Code Division Multiple Access, CDMA networks are much more prevalent in the U.S. than they are abroad, and while CDMA boasts many of the same features as GSM networks (including caller ID, call waiting, and text messaging), there are some key differences—namely, CDMA phones don't use SIM cards. Instead, your phone's identity and number are programmed into the handset by your carrier, and you can't easily switch numbers on CDMA phones as you can with SIM-equipped GSM phones. Also, CDMA phones can only handle three-way conference calls, versus six-way calls on GSM networks. Major CDMA carriers in the U.S. include Sprint, Verizon Wireless, and regional operator Alltel.


OK, so you've got your two main flavors of networks, but now I'm going to stir another variable into the mix: 3G. Here's the deal: GSM and CDMA are both considered second-generation, or 2G, networks (the first generation being AMPS, an analog network used mainly back in the 1980s). Unlike the old voice-only AMPS networks, digital GSM and CDMA networks can handle both voice and data calls, which means you can send text messages, surf the Web and get caller ID info. But data flows slowly over GSM and CDMA—think dial-up, only slower. Streaming video and music? Forget it.

That's where 3G, or third-generation networks, come in. These so-called 3G systems allow data to flow at speeds you'd expect from a home DSL modem or better—and at those speeds, you get features like streaming video and full-track music downloads. The main types of 3G networks include:

* EV-DO: An add-on for CDMA networks, EV-DO (or Evolution-Data Optimized) delivers data speeds between 144Kbps to 2Mbps to CDMA cell phones, perfect for streaming video and music. Sprint offers EV-DO access through its Power Vision phones (which are typically a little pricier than standard models); on Verizon Wireless, look for the "V Cast" label.
* UMTS and HSDPA: Both UMTS (Universal Mobile Telecommunications System) and HSDPA (High-Speed Downlink Packet Access) are upgrades to GSM networks, and like EV-DO, they provide DSL and cable-like data speed. The only difference between UMTS and HSDPA (besides the technical nitty-gritty, of course) is that HSDPA is even faster than UMTS; for that reason, HSDPA networks are often called 3.5G rather than just 3G. In the U.S., only AT&T offers UMTS and HSDPA networks. (T-Mobile is busy working on its own HSDPA network, which should begin going online by the end of the year.)


Somewhere between 3G and 2G lies, naturally enough, 2.5G networks, which give you data speeds that are slightly faster than dial-up—no good for streaming video, but fine for messaging or mobile Web browsing. These networks include:

* 1xRTT: A variant of the CDMA standard, 1xRTT (or "1 times Radio Transmission Technology") gives you data speeds between 30Kbps and 90Kbps, a bit better than your typical 56Kbps dial-up modem. Most of the non-3G phones on Sprint and Verizon have 1xRTT capabilities.
* GPRS and EDGE: The 2.5G flavors of GSM networks, GPRS (General Packet Radio Service) and EDGE (Enhanced Data Rates for GSM Evolution) also give you data in the 30Kbps to 90Kbps range, with EDGE running slightly faster than GPRS. Again, most of the non-3G phones on AT&T offer either GPRS or EDGE, while T-Mobile—which has yet to launch a 3G network—only does GPRS and EDGE.


Whew! That's a lot of terminology, I know—and believe it or not, I've barely scratched the surface. I'll tackle more wireless acronyms in future posts; in the meantime, if you're curious about the technical details of the various cell networks, I'd suggest combing through Wikipedia, or check out Phonescoop's exhaustive glossary.

Related:
Cellular networks [Wikipedia]
Wireless glossary [Phonescoop]

Pastor's Donkey

Pastor's Donkey

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN



The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the Plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is. Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery.and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life.Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer.

Have a nice day!

Pantun

Intro

Bertudung biru si anak dara
Tersenyum riang di Taman Kayangan
Bahasa Melayu pujaan pujangga
Khazanah lama kita kembalikan


Minta daun diberi daun
Dalam daun buah bidara
Minta pantun diberi pantun
Dalam pantun ada bahasa

Terbang burung dari selatan
Dipuput angin sangga bayu
Bukalah surat dalam lipatan
Lihatlah pantun bahasa Melayu

Nyiur gading puncak mahligai,
Sayang ketupat berisi inti;
Hancur daging tulang berkecai,
Belum dapat belum berhenti.

Jual:
Biarlah orang bertanam buluh
Mari kita bertanam padi
Biarlah orang bertanam musuh
Marilah kita bertanam budi

Beli :
Ayam jantan siayam jalak
Jaguh Siantan nama diberi
Rezeki tidak saya tolak
Musuh tidak saya cari

Jual :
Baik-baik makan keladi
Keladi itu ada miangnya
Baik-baik termakan budi
Budi itu ada hutangnya

Beli :
Miang buluh miang keladi
Miang kedua tiada badi
Baik-baik memakan budi
Jangan sampai tergadai body

Buah nenas bawa berlayar
Dimakan sebiji di Tanjung Jati
Hutang emas boleh dibayar
Hutang budi dibawa mati

Jual :
Disana merak disini merak
Merak mana hendak dikepung
Disana hendak disinipun hendak
Pening kepala terajang punggung

Beli :
Diumpan merak dengan dedak
Hendak ditangkap dengan segera
Di sana hendak di sinipun hendak
Tepuk dada tanyakan selera

Jual :
Jahit setangan pinggirnya dikelim
Baik dikelim kembang kelapa
Rindu dendam kemana nak dikirim
Nak dikirim kepada siapa

Beli :
Segak menawan datuk penghulu
Mahir berlawan langkahnya tangkas
Kirimkan saja diangin lalu
Atau SMS pesanan ringkas


Ending

Kalau ada jarum patah,
Jangan simpan di dalam hati;
Kalau ada silap dan salah,
Jangan simpan di dalam hati.

Kalau ada sumur di ladang,
Boleh kita bersama mandi;
Kalau ada umur yang panjang,
Boleh kita berjumpa lagi.

Tuai padi antara masak,
Esok jangan layu-layuan;
Intai kami antara nampak,
Esok jangan rindu-rinduan.

Pucuk pauh delima batu
Anak sembilang ditapak tangan
Biar jauh dinegeri satu
Hilang dimata dihati jangan

Bunga Cina bunga karangan
Tanamlah rapat tepi perigi
Adik dimana abang gerangan
Bilalah dapat bertemu lagi

Work

MASTER CARD MOMENT

MASTERCARD WEDDING
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a re cent wedding that took place at Clemson University.

It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious o f them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
"I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:$3,000

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!

"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of lapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......"

Live

Badminton Live Schedule
http://www.horizonsolutions.tv/alleng07/110290605107ibzz10sched.php

Badminton Live Score
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RTM Live
http://www.rtm.net.my/tv/bi/rtm1.html

All England LIVE on TV (internet)

RTM will broadcast too
For those who have no access to Astro in Malaysia, RTM also will be broadcast of this event listed below :
Badminton All England 2007 10:30:00 AM 8-Mar-2007 RTM1 00:30
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Interesting facts with a twist

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have Produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these
crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
In other words, send it to everyone!
(and God love that pig!)